Logan's latest "thing" is to have an excuse for everything in life. These are a few of the funniest excuses of the past week:
"I can't eat penne pasta because once when I was a baby in preschool I ate penne pasta and there was a spiderweb in it and a big spider, and the spider yelled at me and bit me."
"If I eat these green things, I will turn into an alien."
"I can't put on my seatbelt because my arms ran out of batteries."
"Yes I do know how to drive a boat! My teachers taught me when I was a baby in preschool!"
"If you make me do chores, I will never do anything with you again. And I will be mean to you always."
"On all the days that I wear this shirt I can't do any cool things like jump high. I can only do my coolest moves in my Spiderman shirt."
"If I wear my church clothes, I do not love my Mom. But if I wear my PLAY clothes, then I love my Mom all day."
(10 minutes into Sacrament meeting): "How many songs and prayers until I can FINALLY go home?"
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I love it! We can't wait to hang out with Logan this summer (Oh, and the rest of you, too).
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