Oh Allergies (to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

Lovingly written while wanting to cut my head off at 3 am last night.

Oh allergies, oh allergies
I find you so annoying
Oh allergies, oh allergies,
I wish you'd go away
You visit every spring and fall
I feel like I have hit a wall
Oh allergies, oh allergies
I find you so annoying

Oh allergies, oh allergies
You make me feel like dying
Oh allergies, oh allergies
You should go straight to hell
You make me want to scream and shout
I think I'll rip my whole throat out
Oh allergies, oh allergies
You make me feel like dying

Oh allergies, oh allergies
My eyes will not stop burning
Oh allergies, oh allergies
You're ruining my life
My nose is clogged, yet somehow drips
My headache throbs, I have chapped lips
Oh allergies, oh allergies
It's hard to sleep while sneezing . . .